Spray n' Pray: The How-To For Rebels

1. Load AK-47 Banana clip with 7.62 x 39 mm bullets.
2. Pull back and release charging handle.
3. Slip the switch to automatic- the middle setting.
4. Grip the rifle with one hand.
5. Point in general vicinity of where you think that the bad guys might be.
6. Squeeze trigger until rifle stops recoiling.
7. Repeat

My god and we wonder why Africa is awash with guns and bullets. They need all those post-Soviet weapons and bullets, because evidently no one there has a single clue on how to actually operate one. Wizbang alerted me to a great pictorial showing how the Liberian Guerrillas don't have any idea of what they are doing. I love the guy with the life jacket. That'll stop a .223!

I've fired AK-47s before, they aren't very accurate anyways. And that was when I was aiming with both hands, in a firing stance. I hadn't tried the gangsta, one-hand-grip-and-wave-around firing mode. I might have hit more targets if I did...

If we dropped eight Delta Force guys in there, we'd have the country by tomorrow at noon. I love being an American. Means you actually know how to fire a gun. Even when we rob banks, we do it right. Body armor and 1,100 rounds of ammunition. Fo shizzle.

- Maddog
that's why i pack a mac

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