Superbowl Sunday approaches, the biggest American Holiday of the year. The Superbowl represents the idea that those who are the best at they do come together to who is the ultimate champion. There are winners and losers, period. We do not talk about feelings, we dominate the other guys. You are horrible if you lose, wonderful if you win. This is an important concept. It is a concept none of the hippies can take from us. If you are a hippie and you are reading this, I suggest to you the following course that will alleviate your suffering at the thought of people winning. This course of action will restore balance to your Zen.
Kill yourself.
Ahhhh, I can feel my Zen return to normal... It's no secret I love football and the Superbowl is my second most beloved holiday, right after Christmas. Those who say they dislike organized sports are morons and should be discredited as intelligent humans. Organized sports is true, pure capitalism. The best win, everyone else loses. If you want to win, you train harder and play better then everyone else. Those who are motivated win. Just like it should be in life. You have no motivation, no ambition, no drive? Goodbye and step aside, someone better is coming through. Economics, by the way, is awesome. My professor appears to support pure capitalism, so I get to listen to the joys that is a libertarian viewpoint. This is the kinda stuff I could get my Masters in. But education gets in the way of real life, so I still ponder if I want to delay life and careers for it.
I am now about to watch a movie in the comfort of my home (I still get a kick out of saying that). Live forever apes (and die now, you damn dirty hippies)!
- Maddog
like a rootless tree
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